I bet all you Runnerspacers didn't think it was possible but it happened at about 10 to 10 last night.  My heart was broken.  So what broke it you ask?  Having to go back to work for the new school year?  Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" reaching 72 weeks on the Billboard (s)ho(o=i)t 100?  Yeah, those are GOOD guesses.  But a jack-off little country called America is resposible for the depression I feel today.  This country, which dug itself a hole through to China with econmic problems in recent years, voted the best god-damn crap bastard hell ass piss b*tch sh*t f**king Colbie Caillat act PERIOD out of America's Got Talent last night!  Apparently, we think someone sitting on their ass and singing some cheezy-ass ballad is more entertaining than doing a flip, through a flaming hoop, AND DUNKING A BASKETBALL!  WOW! :P  This country really pissed me on and off by doing this.  Acrodunk more than DESERVES to AT LEAST be in the final.  And guess what?  THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME!!!  Back in 2006, this same kick ass (and all other body parts for that matter!) basketball dunking routine didn't even make it past round 2!  Instead we (not including me!) sent Nathan Burton through, whose magic acts were Lametably And Malevolently Egregious (abbr. LAME!).  So I guess you just have to sick a guitar in your hands and fire up those vocal cords to impress Americans nowadays!  They won't accept anything else!  Thus, I think Matt Barnhart should go on AGT next season.  Why?  It's simple.  HE'S A SINGER!  Because in a country full of blockhead-talent show voters like this, his Kara Goucher-stalker anthems to be highly favored over ANY daredevil act!   Hell, I could take up singing and enter myself in the competition!  I bet I'll win right away!  GOD BLESS AMERICA! Land that I love.......to hate for having such shitty respect for UNIQUE talent! :P

THANK GOD YOU'VE DECIDED TO READ THIS!  THIS IS AN URGENT BLOG PEOPLE! Recently, a problem with some American hotel guests has been discovered.  They were gullible enough break hotel room windows and try to jump out of them after being told to do so by prank callers posing as the front desk telling them of a gas leak in their room.   There have even been reports of people activating hotel sprinkler systems after being told of a fire.  Yet the hotel's smoke alarms weren't going off at the time!  So thus I must warn all Runnerspacers out there of a dangerous amount of gullible people out there!  Action needs to be taken immediately by you NOW!  Follow my 10-step instructions below and you will survive this unhealthy amount of gullibility!  Do exactly as I say!  Don't ask questions no matter how f'ed up my instructions are! :P Are you paying attention?  Has all logic been drained out of you?  GOOD!  Here we go.

1.  First, drink a gallon of your own piss.  If somebody in the fist Jackass movie did then so can you!  Especially since this is an emergency people!

2.  Smash all your windows in your house and throw all your furniture out of them!  Too bad if the sofa is too heavy!  Do you want to save the strain on your back or do you want to survive mass amounts of gullibility!

3.  Pour battery acid down your pants.  Preferably acid from Duracell batteries.  Why Duracell?  Because when some assholes decide to trick people into trashing hotels and they need a reliable battery to power their un-tracable phones and they only battery they trust is Duracell!   INSPIRATIONAL ISN'T IT!

4.  Stab yourself in the crotch with a javelin.  This will be painful but at least it will get your mind off the worse pain of knowing that people can beleive all this shit!

5.  Go dive into a sewage pond!  JUST DO IT!

6.  Streak through your neighborhood and scream "Who loves ya' baby" over and over again!  No really, you need to ask this question to find out who loves you in this world.  Because, unfortunately, some people out there love falling for ridiculous pranks more than they love you.

7.  Fire a loaded cannon aimed at your groin.  You're probably wondering if you should use an iron or graphite cannon ball for this step.  SURPRISE ME!

8.  Try to hump a grizzly bear.  Bet you never ever thought innocent "Bear Hugs" could ever be associated with anything X-rated.  THINK AGAIN!  

9.  Go to Michael Vick's house and punch one of his dogs.  Don't worry, they're used to that kind of abuse so they by all means should not maul you to death in response.

10. Take a nice relaxing nap on a well-used railroad line.  Just let that soothing sound of the speeding oncoming train's whistle relax you to a nice deep sleep!

Did you get all of that?  GOOD!  Did you not get all of that?  Well then I feel sorry for you because you must live with the pain of being wiser than the average American!  Well, I've gotta go get started on all these steps before I become victim of the recent mass gullibility.  So take this blog seriously! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! RED-ALERT!  BE AFRAID!  ACT QUICKLY!  and have a nice day. :-P

 

It came in 2007.  It was awful.  It was hideous.  And now, with deepest regrets, I must warn the world that this evil is about to hit again.  Colbie Caillat is [sadly] releasing a new album next month>X[].  Our world is still in pain from the sappy wussy sounds of "Bubbly" from 2 years ago, but Colbie Caillat doesn't seem to give a shit.  My poor ears were subjected to an upcoming song from this new album and it was awful.  It had some stupid title; "Fallin' for you".  Well Colbie, I must say that I'm "Fallin for you"..............................OFF THE EDGE OF A CLIFF 'CAUSE I'D RATHER DO THAT THAN LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT MUSIC!.  So I'd like to dedicate this blog to the "REAL" tracklisting of this new album.  The record company decided to use these tracks for this new regrettable release to more accurately describe Colbie Caillat's music.  What many don't know about her last autrocious album is that it's title "Coco" is short for "Complete Condemnation".   This new album also has more to it's name as you'll see below.  And so I now give Runnerspace the more accurately titled songs which should make up Colbie Caillat's new shit album.  

Breakthrough....to a New Low in Wuss Music

New shit album by Colbie Caillat

1. "Oxygen is what you'll need after my music sends you into a coma"

2. "The Little Things that make my music suck"

3. "One Fine Wire is what you'll want to electrocute yourself with after my music makes you suicidal"

4. "Sucky"

5. "Feelings of public outrage against my music show"

6. "Midnight bottle of whoop-ass (I'll open up on you if you make me listen to my own music)"

7. "Realize that my music is what has really killed so many famous people these past two weeks"

8. "Battle of Gettysburg was caused by my music"

9. "Tailor made me a muzzle out of sound proof cloth so I couldn't sing any more of my ominous music"

10. "Magic of my music's suckiness"

11. "Tied down Slobodan Melosovich and made him listen to my music as capital punishment for his war crimes"

12. "Capri is an island which sank into the sea as a result of my music"

Album copyright 2009 by Colbie Caillat.  If you even think for a second of a minute of an hour of a day of plagarizing any of this music Colbie and her equally-wuss voiced co-writer Jason Mraz will come into your house while you are sleeping and wake you up by singing their duet song.  You'll probably be dead from all the shit lyrics and wussy melodies in a few minutes but trust me people, IT'S STILL NOT WORTH IT! :-}

 

 

 

Are you getting tired of the standard silly do something unhealthy and then run a lap challenge?  Have you gotten used to the "magical" sensation of drinking a root beer or eating a Krispy Kreme doughnut and then running a lap?  Well folks!  Have we got an event for you!  It's called the Phillips Laxative workout!  The name says it all!  Participants are simply required to drink an entire bottle of wild-cherry Phillips laxative and run a 400 in 65.  That's all there is to it!  Sounds like fun huh?  If it doesn't sound like fun to you, maybe comments from previous competitors will change your health-conscious mind!

Jackie Jackson ('07 Champion, PR 12 bottle-laps) said:

"This event really brings the community together yet tears my insides apart!"

Bobby McO'Smith (2 time All-American in this event, PR 10 bottle-laps) said:

"After 6 bottle-laps, when your pants get pretty heavy, your actually giving your legs some weight resistance training in the process!"  

Sharon Watterbottles ('08 runner up, PR 10 bottle-laps) said:

"When I was done, I had no time to walk all the way to the restroom, so I just let go in the Steeplechase pit.  They had a meet the following day at this track and, thanks to me, they didn't have to waste time filling it up with water for the competitors!"

Now how could you pass up an opportunity to do something horrible to your health like this?  Seems as though avid runners have gotten into these kinds of workout/eatout events nowadays!   But the Phillips Laxitive Workout takes it to the next level!  So join me and a bunch of other whack-jobs who like to do this shit this April 31st at 2:61 PM at Hayward Field.  I won't be drinking any laxitives before I run my laps.  Why not?  BECAUSE I DON'T FRICKIN NEED TO DO SO SINCE MY 400 PR IS SO DAMN SLOW ANYWAY!  Restrooms will fortunately be provided......WAIT! They never unlock the damn restrooms at Hayward Field!!!!  In that case restrooms will unfortunately NOT be provided so be prepared for colon explosions!  See ya there! :-P

It's 5:13 PM on an overcast Thursday afternoon.  Sure, I could be home right now.  I could be enjoying news stories highlighting our shit economy and Michael Phelps "diving" (ha ha) into some good old-fashioned cannabis.  But instead I'm wasting nearly 2 goddamn hours of my life listening to boring ass presentation after even more boring ass presentation.  The lectures given in this class need to be recorded and sold as sleep-enhancement tapes.  We sit on our PSU-ripped off asses in room 409 of Cramer Hall and listen to a monotone instructor ramble on about problems associted with restoration.  And what do you know?  I DON'T GIVE A FUDGE ABOUT ANY OF WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!  This is surely one of the most boring classes I've had at PSU.  In fact, as I'm writing this blog, I'm sitting through a string of boring essay presentations by my fellow classmates.  A presentation over "wetland banks" has begun.  The presenter just quoted "If you're going to fill a wetland you need to replace the functions of that wetland".  Right now I'd love to quote "If you don't shut up and stop rambling, then I'm going to replace the airspace up your ass with my laptop!" :-D  And now the instructor in starting to ramble on in response to this presentation.  He blabbing on about something related to phosphate mines in Florida.  WHAT THE FUDGEBALLS DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WETLANDS?!!!!!!   And now the student is saying how we're "betting on a future we really don't have".  Right now, I'm betting that HIS future will include me soldering his damn mouth shut so no one will have to be bored to death by his rambling.  So...what are they talking about now?  GLACIERS!!!! YEAH BABY I LOVE GLACIERS!!!!!!  I've had to endure over an hour of this snooze-fest and still have abotu an hour to go (D@mm1T!).  I ask all Runnerspacers out there to pray for my safe passage through today's session of "Restoration of the Pacific Northwest".  If I die of boredom (Which I likely will) please remember me not for my love of wanting to skip this dumb-ass class but rather for my SHEAR love of wanting to skip this dumb-ass class!  Oh no, I'm falling asleep from another boring presentation!  I must finish this blog before I drift off into a deep sleep from this pointless, boring, monotonus, ominous, clazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

He almost had it.  He almost made all of 2008 a living hell for his fellow Runnerspace arcade junkies.  He could have made a whopping, massive $1200 last year but instaed had to settle for a measly $1100.  T'was the kanine-crazy Runnerspacer known as Shane who ended his reign of terror in the nick of time.  But, come on guys?  You gotta admit that being the arcade champ for the majority of 2008 is pretty spectacular.  Our good ol' arcade-whooper-of-many-asses friend still deserves some recognition for defending his crown 11 times!  I feel obligated to pay homage to fellow Runnerspacer Scherer in my own special way.......A PARODY ON THE KILLERS' LATEST HIT!  Yes, even before the [FRICKIN' AWESOME!!!] song "Human" by the The Killers came out last fall, us gamers were so impressed at Scherer's streak we wondered whether he was human or some alien from a planet where everybody is an arcade wiz.  We couldn't help but ask: "Is he Human or is he Scherer?" Well, he's Scherer allright!  So sit back and enjoy the following take on an awesome Killers song.   And if Scherer is reading this, I beg him to purchase the copyright to this parody song with his arcade winnings! ;-D

Is he Human or is he Scherer?

(An original parody by Empb28)

We did our best to smoke him

In the Runnerspace Arcade

But he shredded all of our asses

In every single frickin game we played

In Autobahn and Space Invaders

Mini Golf and Superdance

You name it, he whooped us

We didn't have a chance

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

His scores were shit good

Our scores were low

And could someone please make it a bit clearer

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

Pay your respects to the guy who warns you

That you are well-destined to lose

If you try him the arcade

It's a good bet you'll be singin' the blues 

But so-long to his win-streak

Shane got him in the nick of time

Stopped him dead, stole his check

But his reign was damn fine

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

His scores were shit good

Our scores were low

And could someone please make it a bit clearer

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

Will he be online tonight?

Putting up a hell of a fight

Re-claiming the arcade crown he one wore proud

Making 100 bucks off the Runnerspace crowd 

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

His scores were shit good

Our scores were low

And could someone please make it a bit clearer

You gotta see this guy go!

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

His scores were shit good

Our scores were low

And could someone please make it a bit clearer

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

Is he human? Or is he Scherer?

This parody is Copyright 2009 by Empb28.  It may not be re-transmitted or re-broadcasted without the expressed, written, formal, authentic, bona fide, valid, genuine, god-forsaken, hopeless, heartless, pathetic, scrupulous, habitual, attractive, hideous, unsightly, obnoxious, insidious, scrumdidillyuptious, supercalifragilisticexpialadotiousistic conscent of Empb28.  Should you copy this song and claim it as your own I will call John Mayer and have him give you an acoustic concert as a harsh reminder of how much trouble you can get in for plagarism. :-)

 

 

All of you are probably expecting this to be a joke blog like I usually write.  But for once in my time here in Runnerspace, I am writing a blog dedicated to the wonderful and everlasting memory of something very near and dear to me which I sadly lost about a week and a half ago. And so my fellow Runnerspacers, I must let you know (with sadness, heartbreak and regret) that the highly beloved and cherished Empb28's Believe it or Not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments is no more.  I'll explain the tragic tale of how my precious museum met it's untimely fate.  It was Thursday December 4, 2008.  It started off like any other day (in the way that I had to fucking drive most of the way into Portland to catch the bus to PSU).  I was working on a project due that day and my laptop was being a bitch.  It wouldn't get off it's goddamn 120GB hard drive heavy ass and paste a chart into my written report. Suddenly, in an uncontrollable fit of sweet rage I made fist, raised it in the air, and WHAM-O! I heard strange noises coming out of my laptop.  I was about to faint.  I knew I'd instantly made a multi-hundred dollar mistake.  But I wasn't even thinking about my mean comment museum which was on the hard-drive.  I was thinking about shooting myself in the balls so I could have something to worry about besides the fact that I just broke my laptop.  I took it down to Staples and had to fork over $70 just so they could see what the fuck was wrong with it!  4 days later, they told me I'd destroyed the hard-drive in my corporal punishment trip and that it would be another $240 to make it right again!  Yeah, I was pissed out of my worthless mind at all this.  But soon, I'd realized what was on that hard drive.  THE MUSEUM!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  Just like that, 546 documentations of the meanest, nastiest, cuss-wordiest YouTube comments were gone. Not only did I lose my precious mean comment collection, but all you Runnerspacers never got to see the some 200 ridiculing remarks which perished due to my stupid mistake.  I ask all Runnerspacers to cherish the 350 comments which survive today on this site's blog section and keep them in your heart and prayers.  They need the support in the wake of the death of their 200 brothers and sisters.  We must realize how lucky we are to expereince comments telling other people that we'll fuck their moms with a cactus or informing another YouTuber of how Chewbacca will be paid to rape them over a desk.  Where else can we witnees this degree of vulgarity? We haven't even gone past letting Matt Barnhart in a hot dog suit say "Sign my wiener" here on Runnerspace.   Only in time will this tradgedy be stripped from the world of us Runnerspacers, especially your ol' pal Empb28.  Empb28's Believe it or not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments has been uploaded to Mean comment Museum Heaven and will forever live on in our minds, our hearts, and our memories of wanting to puke after reading some of those nasty comments. 

Empb28's Believe it or Not Musum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments

(2008-2008)

Hello again.  I'm writing the first blog I've written in a little while because something has finally broken my no-piss-off streak.  So with that said I'd like to ask a rhetorical, yet non-rhetorical question: What has four wheeles, is a god-forsaken piece of sabertooth tiger shit, and can't keep a schedule worth a good old fashioned damn?  Well nothing really is.......EXCEPT TRI-MET's 96 BUS!!! For those of you non-Portland area residents, Tri-met is the commuter transit company here in the city that works......to piss me off!!!  So I leave my house for PSU this morning and walk about a quarter of a mile to the street corner bus stop.  I arrive on-time and wait....and wait.....and go partially deaf from the noise of all the gravel trucks passing by....and wait......and wait.....and finally start kicking the bus stop sign out of rage of being stood up by ol' nuscence-96 again!  I coul've just waited for the next bus into Portland for a mere.............FOUR FUCKING HOURS but I decided that I needed to get to the weight room and class at PSU so I had to drive my car...and waste my gas......and money.....and time.  Now, if you consider that some of my college savings went to a bus pass then you'd probably think I'd be ever so a little bit pissed about spending money for parking.  Actually, I was pretty goddamn pissed at feeding those parking pigs 8 of my very own American dollars.  Oh, and you could only park for 3 hours at a time in the spaces!  Yet you can pay more money to the parking machines without having to move your car!  So, if I've got this straight, then the 3-hour parking limit...DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER!  But it still meant hat I had to run out of class and refill those parking douchebag's dollar sign sack in the wind and rain and camel-infested (camel=smoker) Park Blocks!  So you see how one prick-ass 96 bus can mess up my whole damn day? And for god's honorable kick-ass sake, all Tri-Met bus drivers have a compute screen in front of them telling how late or early they are and they're NOT supposed to ever let themselves run ahead!  I mean, they stop and wait at certain stops along their route if they're running early.  And why the hell can't the 96 bus run DURING the day or at least a little more spread out?  So I guess all you fellow Runnerspacers reading this probably think that I'm going to give a nice friendly little speech to the driver who stood me up today next time I see him.   When I ride this lousy bus that likes to fuck around a million miles with me again, I'm gonna make Eminem's music sound like a sermon given in the Sistine Chapel! 

 

Normally, one would wonder what the hell is up with a blog article whose title continually repeats the number 3 over and over again. But I think all you runnerspacers realized what this blog is all about once you saw the many 3's in it's title. You figured it out by the following simple math equation: Many 3's in the title+A blog by Empb28=THE REVEALING OF VOLUM THREE OF EMPB28's BELIEVE IT OR NOT MUSEUM OF MEAN AND VULGAR YOUTUBE COMMENTS!(Cue fanfare) Yes here it is people! If you were wanting more cruelty and vulgarity then today's more than your lucky day! The YouTube community hasn't changed theiur ways at all since I shared the volume of my museum which was just 2 mean and 2 vulgar! I now have almost 350 reasons why you don't want to try and be cyber-friends with anyone in the YouTube community and yes it's still growing! Fortunately, there are 0 reasons why you don't want to get to know Runnerspacers. As within my 2 previous exhibits, don't give the scroll down arrow a mouse-click if your offended by bad language. And do you think a guy who's nice enough to share his prize collection of callous comments would say anything like you see below. OFCOURSE NOT(Unless you put a John Mayer CD in the radio and hit the play button!:-)) . So now that I've cleared my name of having anything to do with these 107 malicious messages in this blog, I give you the 3rd volume Empb28's Believe it or Not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments. Oh and one more thing....ENJOY!!!!:-P

 

Empb28's Believe it or Not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments (Volume Three)

 

242.fuck you bitch and ure gay video

243.Copy and paste this if you thought this bastard wasted your time!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUNT. NO ONE IS THT DUMB U FUCKING FAGOT. U FUCKING RETARD YOU THIBK YOUR FUNY U CUNT! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING PRICK! AND I HOPE YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR XBOX FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING RETARTED CUNT!!!!!

244.we r not suncribing to this dick, and i know ur making up stupid accounts subing urself, wat lame bastard u r, candaians got no fucking lifes!

245.hey your a fuckin douche bag go cunt your ass you cocky motherfucker faggot peac of crap.....PPIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS......ASSSSS your a fuckin gaylord retarded asshole I won't fuck it with your dick......or Cock and you know why ur a fat ass ... because evry time you suck cocks they give you a cookie loll

246.you are a fucking homo get a life you fat ass bitch. Quit trying to make people laugh by doing stupid shit like that. That was the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.

247.u r the biggest fag on the face of the earth dig a hole and bury urself

248.people like u should be shot so that our next gerneration isnt reatarded

249.no ur a fuckin retard u queer lil fat piggy

250.guys go fuck off hes a little kid u go try dunk it in ur mums fat ass u fucknig nobs, nice vid and the ouch dunk was nice

251.go fk a goat, u dick who cant dunk when a person gives him a boost -_- hope u die....

252.thats just fucking stupid 'cut it alot of times' u ficking bitch ure such a noob! gaylord!

253.you fucking gayface! you wasted over 1 minute of my life!

254.u fucking asshole get a life buttfucker

255.Your a stupid fuck, another fuking waste of time on the fucking internt. Do us all a favor and hang yourself next time you masturbate, and life may be better for the rest of us

256.your a fucking retard even for the joke becuse were dose the pro come in? its called a piece of shit crusted up laptop with a half eattin apple tapped on it you fuck tard!!! what an ass.

257.YOU ARE A FUCKED UP LITTLE PIECE OF BULLSHIT YOU SON OF A BITCH THANKS FOR WASTING 0:20 0F MY LIFE! I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT SHIT.

258.OMFG GOD
SERIOUSLY WHO EVA MADE THIS VID
KILL THEM SELF COZ UR A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
I H8T PEOPLE WHO DO THIS THEY HAV NOTHING 2 DO EVER
(I KNO LETS WASTE PEOPLES TIME)U FUCKIN JERK-OFF!!
who eva reads this and agrees wiv me put it in ur next comment
cheeers!!!!

259.fuck face stop wasting every ones good fucking time on ur meaningless shit what are u 12 fuck off you fucking shit headed fuck face as clyde from army to would say before he was kicked out a window you fucko

260.shithead what if a guy had 1:23mins to live and u wasted his tim fuckface

261.motherfucker bitch jerk silly idiot you're not very well,right?-.-

262.your vidoe sucks ass you shouldnt of even bothered makeing you idiot

263.Get fucked bitch

264.u fucking bitch ur such a perv go fuck ur self not little kids that u were oviously trying to get, rapist

265.mother fucker you spend your time for thise shit?

266.I'M GONNA PAY CHEWBACCA TO RAPE YOU OVER A DESK, AND PULL BACK ON YOUR HAIR, WHILE HE DOES IT THEN U'LL BE LIKE THIS " :o FASTER CHICO HARDER, U WOULD DO THAT IF SOMEONE RAPED YOU, I BET U'D WIGGLE UR ASS AROUND U STUPID FUCK xD!!!!!

267.you litterally wasted 1:23 seconds of my life, if you don't give me my 1:23 seconds back i will bomb your house with saddam's mustard gas barrels, then i will find your body and piss and shit on it.......FUCK YOU!!!

268u twat....y do this shit u motherfuker
i hope you hav no mum even if u do hav a mum im gonna fuck her then kill her mwHAHAHAHAMWhahahmwhahahahahMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL

269.YOU A FUKING FAGGOT GO FUK YOUR MOM

270.You're a fucking faggot,you know that!?

271.ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gayur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay

272.dude you suck more than micheal jachson raping little kids you suck more then triple of all the vacums in the world saying that your video was good is like saying micheal jackson is the hotist guy in the solar systom fucken bitch you are a diskras to youtube,humans to star wars and to mother earth i bet even bush is quadrupol more smart then you

273.Shit man Shit!!! You suck more than a vacumn!

274.Your a homo, my friend killed himself by jumping out in front of the train near myself. Your a fag go fucking a die you whore

275.you turds get a life and do something cool other than you tubing ass wipes

276.Im going to find you two stupid little FUK NUTS AND IM GOING TO FUKING KILL YOU JUST FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF YOU BEING AMERICAN

277.Copy/Paste if this gay
asshole wasted your time

Congradulations
Gay cum guzzler, You
Are officially gay Fuckface

278.stupid fat mother fucker. why does the world always have to have fucking scum bags like this. you can already tell how these guys` lives are gonna turn out......but i doubt the fat one will still be alive in 10 years.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha LOL

279.you fuckin peice of shit, get over this stupid rick rolled shit. how many fuckin times you gotta do it? are you still lauging? that is some sad shit son.

280.this guy is a fucking fatass with no life who wants to join me in my fucking mission to kill him in the worst way shout out 123 if you do!

281.Fuck you australian,british,french,italian or any other nationality in the uk that you can't post naked family guy vids fuck yourself

282.fucky ou mother fuckin peice of lowlife,u hav no life gay,wearing that fuckin hat,little mother fucker,wish ur parents died

283.——————/´ ¯/) you just wasted my time
—————--/—-/ you are a retarded noob
—————-/—-/ i hope your dad finnaly comes outa
———--/´¯/'--'/´¯`•_ the closet you faggot!!!
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286.What a gay faggot queer. Someone needs to go through puberty

285.lmao get serious. You fuckin right your own account you stupid nerd

286.what a fucking chink you asian piece of shit

287.super gay!!! gayest video ever in the history of fuckin gayness gay faget with ur gay voice u faget ur gay just like ur vid execpt 100 times worse u gay faget so suck ur own dick gay faget worse fuckin gay vid ever in the histoer of gayness

288.its called headshots only fagot gayass mabey nobudy like you im never subsubcribe gay asss seriusly get a life

289.u fukin retard wtf was that get a life

290.its called headshots only fagot gayass mabey nobudy like you im never subsubcribe gay asss seriusly get a life

291.this guy has no penis
he sucked it too hard
so he went to his moms crotch and is sucking hers right now

292.The biggest pile of donkey pish.
At least try to think of something intelligent.
You Fucking retarded Dumbass.
I bet you were dropped as a child by your whore of a mother.....bit much??? Meh
Muh hahahahahaha

293.this is the worst video ever it was a waste of my time go to hell u big bitch

stupid fuckin shit time waster go fuck ur self asshole

294.u sound like a huge fag, u should of saw ur moms heart pumpin last night when i was fuckin her

295.Big fag go fuck your mothers penis. Cool easter egg, faggy kid.

296.you talk like a fag you fag

297.fuck dick cock fucks!wat a waste of my time!

298.he must be pretty gay to smile like that... your gay, get that out your ass... hahahahahahahahaa...bitch...ha hahahaha

299.get the fuck off youtube what a gay ass name "smellydick20" get THE FUCK OUTTA HERE !

300.its not even funny at ol
u juz fuck each oder and make vid if you tube will alow

301.you are all stupid fucking ass es your dumb girl freinds are dumb as a fucking brick

302.wat the fuck you guys are gay!!! fuckin shit waste of my time assfaces!! xP

303.FUCKING DISQUSTING CHINESE FAGGOT

304.fucking dumbass, go kill yourself! you suck at life

305.your a dumb shit most of the shit you have in your house is made by us fucknut
who runs your world bitch? who fucks your wife when your at work? us! bitchass twat

306.fuck the fucking fuck fucker

307.dude thats shits not cool at all, you fucking with peoples heads in a really unstr8 kinda way. eat a bag of baby dicks nigga!

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so i herd u leik TEH DUEL FINGORZZZZZZZZZZ///////////!!!!!!!!!!111 111

your mom is so ugly that when she came out of her moms pussy she died and your mom is an sadisdic abusive fucking whore to you i bet and you hate maddness combat and no one hates maddness combat so thats the reason im insulting your ugly ass
copy and paste if you think digital queer is a pussy asss licker dick face!
oh and these comments will continue until someone kills mach1mina and all spammers stop posting shit like this!

309.HAY FCEE1 u are a fucking dick head hes playing with hes cat i play wow and its done nothing to me. u are just gelus becues u got your wow account deleted i bet and u can deniy that but god nos. So Fuck u u dick head.
+ If he whated to kill it he word of got a gun for god sake
+ u are 1 with no life for viding this AND puting it on YOUTUBE what a wast of time!
AND + I BET U MADE HIM DO THAT!:(!
YOU NOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

310.You are a fucking douchebag! Fuck you!

311.fuck you guys are dumd. fat guy dies.. hahaha. it aint funny bitch so wtf i hope that the fat guy does die. dick head

312.ok u dick docter defeat dosent eseit u dick head so go and get a danm life u dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick my bro works for bungie i tell him to bannd u

313.Hey butthole, when making a movie review:
Wait till you outgrow your fggy voice.
Don't show your face if you meant to be serious.
Stop sucking so much dick.
Hit the gym.
Get a girl.
Stop being a loser.

314.FAG........the only time u'll ever see pussy is on porn....better start liking it..

315.why are you called sexman i'd rather fuck a dead pony than you. and gangbang productions? again you really are a faggot

316.yo bitch ass needs to go somewhere and find some talent u cock sucking no pussy eating dick in the ass 24/7 asshole i bet some 2 yr old or dying cat will help u out along the way

317.Dick ASS MOTHER FUCKER SOME OF A BITCH GO FUCK YOUR DAD YOU DICK ASS NEGGER!!!

318.Seriously, nobody finds you funny or cool. You're a little prickshit with no testicles and you probably live in your mum's basement crying because people beat you at World Of Warcraft...which by the way is beyond disappointing.

You need to grow some hair on your balls and actually go find a life before your parents wish they never adopted you. Piece of horse shit...

319.You suck more than a 5 foot tall nazi in an haitian prison

320.thanks alot cunt fucker doosh bag bitch

321.die you greasy peice of shit your videos are a waste of fucking space and you shout get shot with shit you cocksucking faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

322.u fkin faggot y the fk do u upload vids to annoy ppl we've waste our tym on ur fkin gey vids

323.Who do you think you are?
adding and renaming shit videos just to flip off others!
hope you had your fun, because no one else though it was fun.. damn what a retard you are..

324.dude u r a nob shining,dick squeasing,cock sucking asshole for making that shit 10 minute south park vid

325.go fuck yourself. you don't anything better to do then to make fucking fake cover vids. go fuck yourself you bloody fuckin cunt. i hope you die son.

326.Lets All Flag his ass.Click on Flag, chose the option SPAM ...Flag the fag

327.BITCH ASS MUTHER FUCKER!

328.THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING STUPID you should get your ass beat for just making this worthles shit

329.your a fuck wit fucking homo fucker cunt lips

330.yea.......cock sucker mother bitch,(whats the next bit?) oh yea, PRICK ASSHOLE THINGY, ermm, die of aids! or something, bastard.
I got a real good idea, why dont you post us your home address, then we can come round n do horrid stuff to you.

331.That's coming from a guy who's probably a porn addict, considering what you posted about the iPod Touch, don't dig a deeper hole for yourself. Perverts like yourself get no respect. Go jack off in a corner you lonely fuck.

332.GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE!!

333.u have problems u fucking ashole bitch your mom is a hoe

334.im no lez u ass hole i watched 5 seconds of da family guy death 1/3 it showed garfield instead den listened 2 music u ass think b4 u talk im on mii cuzzins account so stfu bi1tch

335.triforceseek is such an illiterate fuck he wouldn't know what a book was if he was reading 1 he is so fucking stupid cant even omplete a sentence......... go back to 1st grade dickface

336.all u fkn haters.. u probably some lil 10 year old FAT FUCKS so SHUT THE FUK UP !!!
like cyber fkn fighting ???????? get a fkn girlfriend uu fkn dumkunts !!!

337.triforceseek fucking unblock me you fucking loser ill fucking own you right now you dunt know who you are fucking with

338.triforceseek ILL FUCKING SMASH YOUR FACE IN YOU FUCKING LOSER IM 18 ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

YOUR MOM IS A FUCKING SLUT WHORE

YOUR DAD IS A DICK HEAD

ILL FUCK YOU UP

339.are we gonna virtual fight ... dumb idiot do you read what write . if u cant even know what your reading then shouldn't even have a computer. instead i think u should go back to school. and lean some manners and how to type and read. fucking 12 year son of bitch

340.It's "i'd" and "can't" so learn your grammar you stupid dick. Stupid dumb retarded hypocrite douche fag idiot.

341.awesome video, there. Go fuck your self and choke to death on your own shit.

342.Great video!!!!! You Asshole...

343.FUCK YOU YOUR VIDEOS SUCKKKKKK

344.I've seen u on another batman thing. What the fuck is wrong wit u?! Do u get ur thrills going to these things and comment. You're a fuckin cocksucker wit no life. (By the way its called the cinima, not the theatre thats somin completely different,)

345.You guys are fucking losers if you expected to see this movie on Youtube, It's your fault you can't afford to go watch it at a theater CocK SUCKerS!

346.fuck you son of a bitch!!!!!

347.you wasted my time... cu zi have to respond to you mutated fuckin figure ... fuck u and ur mom and ur shitty ass trend

348.you fucking bitch.
Ass with no hole

349.copy/paste if this fucking donkey raping shit eater wasted your time

The year was 2005.  Somewhere the band Plain White T's were celebrating the release of their song "Hey There Delilah".  But America was smart then and the song didn't catch on.  But, SADLY, two years later America had been dumbed down by the horrible music from Soulja Boy and Colby Calliat. Thus the Plain White T's took advantage of this disturbing fact and re-relased this horrible piece of music.  I was one of the many poor souls who had to endure this shit song all over the radio station in 2007.  But now it's time to fight back!  Below is a parody of this ear-drum agonizing song which I made up ealier this year.  The time has come people! THE TIME TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST CRAPPY MUSIC WHICH DRIVES US DECENT FANS OF FAR BETTER BANDS LIKE SPOON CRAZY! So now I ask all runnerspacers to rejoice in the chatizing of this sappy shit song.  AMEN!

 

 Hey there Plain White T's (I hate Your Goddamn Song)

An original parody by Empb28

Hey there Plain White T’s

What the hell were you guys thinking

When you sang this stupid song

Was it krunk juice y’all were drinking when you wrote

This lousy love song note for note

Y’all were on dope, or something

Hey there Plain White T’s

I’ve just had about enough

Of your brainless ominous melody

And happy B.S. stuff

It’s no surprise

It’s your hit song that I despise

I want to tell you guys, that

Oh, I hate your goddamn song

Repeated 4x

Hey there Plain White T’s

I know I’ve heard some pretty bad songs

In my life but this one really sucks

A thousand times more than all of them by far

Even worse than Achy Breaky Heart

Right from the start

Hey there Plain White T’s

Can’t you see nobody gives a damn

About how you and your girlfriend

Are separated by miles of land and sea

Your stupid song is killing me

Oh can’t you see that

Oh, I hate your goddamn song

Repeated 4x

A crappy guitar backing chord

With dumb lyrics and metaphors

I’ll shoot myself ‘fore I listen to your tune

My friends all think your song’s a hit

But I think that it sounds like shit

Coming out of the rear end of a baboon

Plain White T’s, I can promise you

That now all Delilah wants to do

Is go deaf for life and never hear again

This awful song y’all sang

Hey there Plain White T’s

Don’t you try to write another

Piece of crap like Hey There Delilah

With it’s dorky silly concepts and virtue

Your song really blows, yeah that’s true

Hey there Plain White T’s screw you

For writing this half-ass sappy tune

Oh, did I mention to you, that

Oh, I hate your goddamn song

Repeat 4x

Oh, whoa it’s an annoying song

Oh why’s it got to be so damn long

 "Hey There Plain white T's" is an original parody by Empb28. Copyright 2008 by Empb28.  All Rights Reserved.  I don't really need to bother with all this copyright shit anyway cause the Plain White T's can't sew since they're probably homeless because they invested all their money in this stupid shit song and are now sleeping in cardboad boxes and pissing on industrial buildings in North Portland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey There Plain White T’s (I Hate your Goddamn Song)